Solo Cups: Knowledge
I was curious about the lines on solo cups the other weekend and learned something amazing. This information should be taught in an intro class to all high schoolers and college students.
It turns out that the lines of the solo cup allows you to measure out a shot, a glass of wine, and a beer. This would have been ridiculously helpful during my partying years!
Now I can measure how drunk I can get!
Ugh, jungle juice
That shit is deadly
Getting pregnant at 17 and dropping out of high school is really cool, guys.
Oregon Trail… the game
wagon you are drunk
Goddamnit wagon you have a wife and kids waiting for you in Oregon get your shit together you are tearing this party apart.
Wagon has died of Dysentery.
Jesus Christ of Nazareth copies Madonna’s iconic crucifixion. No offense to any Jesus freaks, but Jesus is not very attractive or photogenic, I don’t see why you are so obsessed with him. In my opinion Jesus did a horrible job at being glamorous. I mean, look at Madonna’s—it’s built out of expensive glass made from Mariah Carey’s tears. Jesus needs to read more fashion magazines and get with the times, because being a slave and getting whipped is so 1858.
